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Loughton, Essex, United Kingdom
30 Something, Saucy, Busty, Blonde, Fun-loving Escort and a little bit of a milf. Based in Loughton Essex only 30 mins from London Liverpool Street.

Friday, 23 May 2014

Please, Please, Please, Pretty Please.....

Could my lovely readers please take 5 seconds of their time to sign this petition, all you have to do it put your email addy in and that's it!  Lets make a difference and do your good deed for the day and it might possibly save this poor woman's life.  I'm sure you have seen it all over the news lately and you are as disgusted as I am.  There are some truly wicked people in this world and we really need to do something about that.



Wednesday, 21 May 2014

To make you smile .....

A little joke for you......

I went for cosmetic surgery last year at the age of 54
on my way home from the clinic I popped into the newsagent to buy a paper. Before leaving I said to the newsagent, ‘I hope you don’t mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?’ ‘About 35,’ is the reply. ‘I’m actually 54 years old, I said, I felt really happy. I then went into the fish and chip shop and, again, before leaving I asked the same question, to which the I had the reply , ‘Oh, you look about 29.’ I am now feeling really good. While standing at a bus stop I ask an old woman the same question. She replies, ‘I’m 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a man’s age. If I put my hand down your trousers and play with your wedding tackle for ten minutes I will be able to tell your exact age.’ I tought about it then thought ‘What the hell’ and lets her slip her hand down his trousers. Ten minutes later the old lady announces, ‘You’re 54 years old.’ I was stunned!, ‘That was brilliant. How did you do that?’ The old lady replies, ‘I was behind you in the chip shop.’

Thursday, 17 April 2014

My Availability for the next few weeks x

 My Diary for the next few weeks guys xXx

Saturday 19th April - NOT AVAILABLE

Sunday 20th April - NOT AVAILABLE

Monday 21st April - FULLY BOOKED

Tuesday 22nd April - Incalls in LOUGHTON ESSEX from 11am till 7pm

Wednesday 23rd April - Incalls in LOUGHTON ESSEX from 11am till 7pm


Friday 25th April - FULLY BOOKED

Saturday 26th April - NOT AVAILABLE

Sunday 27th April - NOT AVAILABLE

Monday 28th April - FULLY BOOKED

Tuesday 29th April - FULLY BOOKED

Wednesday 30th April - Incalls in LOUGHTON ESSEX from 11am till 7pm

Thursday 1st May - Incalls in LOUGHTON ESSEX from 11am till 7pm

Friday 2nd May - Incalls in LOUGHTON ESSEX from 11am till 8pm

Sunday, 6 April 2014

Special offer this week to say sorry x

Hello Boys,

I'm so sorry that I had to cancel all of my appointments last week because I came down with an awful cold :-(

So this week I have a lovely special offer to make it up to you , So if you book me via the Adultwork booking system you can see me for two relaxing hours for £200.
 It's very popular so do get your skates on and drop me an email to find out my availability.

Hope to squeeze you soon...

Charlotte xXx


Friday, 21 March 2014

New Tour in April

Hi Guys,
I have a tour arranged for the end of April in Northampton so giving you plenty of notice ;-) .  The last time I visited I was booked up very quickly so please get in touch if your interested in visiting me.
I am of course also available today & next week in sunny Loughton Essex, just off the M25 or M11 which ever way you prefer to come!
Escorting – www.bustyessexescort.com
Smoking Fetish & Escorting http://misscdean.wix.com/misscharlottedean
Charlotte xXx

Friday, 28 February 2014

The Diary of a Busty Essex Escort ....

Here is my diary for the next few weeks guys, the best way to book is by my private email, my Adultwork profile or telephone. For same day bookings please call me by 11am the latest or you might not get an appointment, I've always worked this way and my regular gents usually call the day before ;-)

Friday 28th Feb - Incalls in LOUGHTON ESSEX from 11am till 8pm - SPECIAL 2 HOURS FOR £200 WHEN BOOKING VIA ADULTWORK SYSTEM

Monday 3rd March - Incalls in LOUGHTON ESSEX from 11am till 7pm

Tuesday 4th March- Incalls in LOUGHTON ESSEX from 11am till 7pm

Wednesday 5th March - Incalls in LOUGHTON ESSEX from 11am till 7pm

Thursday 6th March - Incalls in LOUGHTON ESSEX from 11am till 7pm

Friday 7th March - Incalls in LOUGHTON ESSEX from 11am till 8pm

Monday 10th March - Incalls in LOUGHTON ESSEX from 11am till 7pm


Wednesday 12th March - Incalls in LOUGHTON ESSEX from 11am till 7pm

Thursday 13th March - Incalls in LOUGHTON ESSEX from 11am till 7pm

Friday 14th March - FULLY BOOKED

Monday 17th March - FULLY BOOKED

Tuesday 18th March - Incalls in LOUGHTON ESSEX from 11am till 7pm

Thursday, 27 February 2014

Miss Charlotte Dean in London Bridge

A date for your diary guys!

I'll be in London Bridge on Tuesday the 11th of March, availability is from 11.30am till 8pm.  Solo and duo appointments are available if you ask nicely ;-)

Drop me an email if you fancy meeting up.

Charlotte xXx

Sunday, 23 February 2014

This is my last week ......

For my Adultwork special offer guys, so drop me a line if you want two fabulous hours for £200.


Charlotte xXx

Monday, 16 September 2013

Female Ejaculation - I can do it!

Hello Lovely People,

 I just have to tell you my latest news, I'm soooooo excited! I decided to look into female ejaculation and do a bit of research ;-), ok not strictly research! So I had a look around the forums and read up on it, got my magic wand out and really went for it and I did it! I wasnt quite prepared for the Jet d'eau that errupted and I was shall we say "slightly stunned" but what a fantastic experience!

So now I'm on a mission to explore more squirty fun and after doing it five times now, I think I've finally got the hang of it ;-) Perhaps I should put a disclaimer on my site? "WARNING Turning on this lady on may result in a giant massive soaking" haha!

Speaking of squirting I managed to squirt dishwasher liquid in my eye the other day, ouch! And I had a trip to A&E, don't worry I'm ok but this kind of squirting is not recommended lol.

 Have a great week.

Charlotte xXx

Monday, 26 August 2013

Wow what a week!

Hey Gorgeous People,

What a fabulous few weeks I've had! A real mixture of naughty fetish fun, role-plays and sensual GFE's. I even had a new experience of "Fluffy Jumper Fetish" now I know lots of gents love a bit of fur fetish but I had no idea about the fluffy jumper fetish? It's a new one on me!

It was a bit of a warm day for it I have to say lol but I had great fun playing, I also had lacy slip fetish gent who had a fabulous time peeking up my skirt at my lacy slip and sexy stockings, slowly crossing and uncrossing my legs as if I was on a train oblivious of my wardrobe malfunction ;-). And not forgetting Of course my absolute favourite fetish activity Smoking Fetish! What can I say, it just does it for me everytime! I often get asked if I really do enjoy it? YES! YES! YES! I do!

So if your thinking about booking a smoking fetish appointment, you'll love it, I'll love it and I'm sure it will be everything you've ever dreamed about in your fantasies....

 Recently I have had some wonderful gifts from my lovely gents from Champagne, wine, chocolates, beautiful flowers, St Moritz, even a new handbag! I must say a huge thank you to the gents that have spoilt me and made me feel really special. I genuinely never expect anyone to bring gifts but I seem to attract the most wonderful, thoughtful and generous gents without even trying. I don't know how I do it, I honestly don't.

 I remember once I was on tour with another escort and a gent had brought her a tube of pringles, I kid you not! lol. We both found it quite amusing but she did actually find it very sweet of him to bring her something, I found it a strange choice of gift, I mean really a tube of sour cream & chive pringles? couldnt he have bought her something a bit more useful and less pongy like a mars bar? lmao. But seriously, it was very kind of him to bring her a little something and I doubt neither myself nor my GF will ever forget "The pringle man" as he will be forever now known ;-).

Anyway last week my two hour special went down so well (scuse the pun lol) and I'm sorry to my regular gents who I couldn't fit in and to the new gents that tried to book but the bookings went so quick. To make up for it I'll do it for another week but please get in early this time eh! Right I'm off for a facial, noooo not that kind of facial you mucky minded lot hehe.

Have a great day!

Charlotte xXx